Sari and I eating cookies
ME: Are you pulling cookies out of your crotch?!
Sari: Are they good?
Sari: Then shut up.
So that kid who asked a porn star to prom
That was my high school. Jokes aside, I don’t see anything wrong with it. It’s kind of nice that the porn star actually said yes to some kid who couldn’t get a date. Says a lot about the girls at my high school (p.s. my high school is full of bitches).